luv in a land of xe may or sex on a xemay (or whatever, i said it, shoot me!)
(hi, ma!)
because i realized that a lot of views to this blog are from people searching for amadbrownwoman...
when commenting on a space as mediocre as a vietnamese condom, smile blogs, it's inevitable to make mistakes. although i do make sassy comments like this on a daily basis(meow!), i make a conscious effort not to blog in this manner. the reason is simple: i don't want to be penalized for my sexuality or my being a filipino. because if a man blogs in this manner, it's fine and just dandy. and when it's a woman, it's not so. i also don't want some snide shitty condescending comments like "hang on to your wallets, she's a filipina" like i'm out to get men's money when i'm blogging. but when i commented on thirsty thong, i realized i couldn't take it back, so duoc, duoc, i am che, i am amadbrownwoman, shoot me.
famous quotes that i made yesterday:
i dunno jimmy i see them lovers around the park near my house too,the park near the airport, vietnamese couples may not show affection in public but they sure can fuck in public. which leads me to this: no need for gymnastics in vietnam as flexibility is proven and the most important of all, no need for vibrators...
as my image of vietnamese couples is not the same as the picture of hanoian couples, saigon couples are in motorbikes (hence the flexibility and vibrator).....
just because i want to make it better, edit the gymnastics and replace it with pilates or yoga.
i will write more on this later, when i'm not watching tv.
and believe me, mother tried.
1 comment:
Haha.. and I'm laughing wit ya.
If you're in Vietnam long enough, you quickly realize that there is not that much PDA, except that there is a special force field around any and all parks, recreation areas and banks of navigable waters or lakes.
This special force field allows all those within it to be invisible to others - magically, you're invisible to both those who are outside this field (i.e. pedestrians outside the park) and those who are inside (i.e. your fellow Cong Vien visitors).
Sadly, this invisibility powers only extends over those viewers who hold a Vietnamese passport. So every expat can see what you're doing.
Well, at least that's my deduction anyhow. That's the only reason I can think of to explain what we've seen in the local parks in the middle of a sunny Sunday stroll in Hanoi. Have yet to witness the motobike gymnastics though.
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